Ahh subspacial typewriters...the only way to communicate long distances between planets, star ships,

friends, and beloved pets. Super clunky, super inefficient, but so necessary.

So necessary, in fact, they must be unlocked by a proprietary key provided by the Galactic Interspatial

Teletype Corporation. (The local trust, doing their usual magic of stifling competition, and making

everyone's lives miserable through their bat and switch business practices.) The key is the only way to

grant your machine access to the Interspacial Pathway of Communication and Fraternization. Infinite City

they are expensive items!

One way of circumventing the massive fees from GITC is to pay a visit to a professional who is willing to

jury-rig your machine to accept a home made key. The following print depicts such a “repairman”.

4" x 5 3/8" sticker.